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1 Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, "guess who"?A divorce lawyer. love Funny Valentine sayings by Brian Johnson
2 Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Author : Joan Rivers.
3 What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?A Hog and kisses! romantic Funny Valentine quotes by E.Y.Harburg
4 It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner. Author : Ingrid Bergman
5 Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Author : John waters
6 I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day: I have never had time tobacco since. love Funny Valentine sayings by Unknown
7 What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"What did the painter say to her boyfriend?"I love you with all my art!" Author : Emo Philips.
8 Will you marry me?Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Unknown
9 Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, Remember this terse little verse, To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool is worse. Author : Unknown
10 You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. Author : Chico Marx
11 Take my wife-please. love Funny Valentine sayings by Groucho Marx.
12 I wasn't kissing her. I was just whispering in her mouth. Author : Albert Einstein
13 Open your hand, there I place my heart. Open your heart, there I place my love. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Henny Youngman.
14 Love is just a chocolate substitute. Author : Melanie Clark
15 Anyone can find love, but it takes a strong heart to keep it. Author : Miranda Ingram
16 A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. love Funny Valentine sayings by Arturo Toscanini
17 I feel great and I kiss even better. Author : Unknown
18 A kiss is an application on the top floor a job in the basement. romantic Funny Valentine quotes by Unknown
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